Holy shit, you can’t catch a break.
You’ve recently been fired from your cushy office job and have a pending criminal charge for indecent exposure. Apparently the cleaning lady at your office building is claiming you exposed yourself to her, when in reality, she was the one who walked into the men’s washroom without knocking, and just happened to find you jerking off while watching porn on your phone.
You didn’t even like your job, but you were paid very well to do very little work. Now you have to find another job, if only to get out of the house because your girlfriend has been a cranky cunt ever since you became unemployed. She’s not too happy about being linked to someone with a rap sheet either.
So here you are… broke, miserable, and using a fake name to get your rideshare license since your real name would get flagged during a record check. Just the thought of using your own vehicle to drive a bunch of losers around town is making your blood boil. How did it come to this?
Why can’t anything good ever happen to you…